Texas Pride!!!

This morning I was in line at the Starbucks NEEDING a sensible bakon egg and cheese sandwich and old fasion donut... not wanting to deal with the very long line of degenerates in front of me! Well this guy is like 4 people ahead -- tall and very loud, he had quite the voice box on him - everyone could here his convo with the casheir.

Well I could only here was he was saying... Aperently he's from Texas and it's colder down there than it is in NY and they had 12 inches of snow the other day... he said and I quote "it's a world record" in my head I was like - really??? a world record??? maybe you've set a record for texas - but I can assure you that there is A LOT of other places in the world that have gotten 12 inches of snow in one day!

They exchange money and then he says to her ... your not ready for this!!! He says "Thanks A-Latte" and then - yes there's more!!! and then he says "Have a Grande-Day"

I died!!!

I just couldn't handle it! I wasn't shy about it eather! This was my face:

Is this normal? Am I overreacting?

Spills and Tumbles

Hello my darlings:)

Very funny story for you~

So one of my bestest friends ever - Nick - came to NY for the weekend. We were on our way to a friends going away party at a gay bar and needed some pizza before we went...

After a very akwerd confrontation with a straight drunk man at the pizza place, we were off to the party. We were walking down Time Square - Nick with pizza in hand - and me with phone in hand walking and texting at the same time -- something I always do!!!

Well we came across a huge pot hole in the middle of the street. Clearly we both noticed / jumped over it and went on no big deal! Well because I went back to texting I didn't see the little tini aftershock of the mother hole and totally biffed it!!! Like hard core!!! Like scidded on the dirty wet pavement rite in the middle of the road in the middle of Times Square with lots of tourist's waching!!!

What was going thru my head was: "Oh #@$&!!! didn't see that one!!! . . . Oh my god I'm still falling -- I can't catch myself" By this time my head was below my center of gravity and there was no saving it, I was going down!!! Then I hit the ground phone went flying I was like "Yep! That happend i'm lying on the grownd in the middle of time square and People are watching" Meanwhile Nick is just standing there dying with laughter pizza oil running down his arm!!!

It was terrible!!!

Moral of the day is freinds don't let freinds walk while texting!!!