Very funny story for you~
So one of my bestest friends ever - Nick - came to NY for the weekend. We were on our way to a friends going away party at a gay bar and needed some pizza before we went...
After a very akwerd confrontation with a straight drunk man at the pizza place, we were off to the party. We were walking down Time Square - Nick with pizza in hand - and me with phone in hand walking and texting at the same time -- something I always do!!!
Well we came across a huge pot hole in the middle of the street. Clearly we both noticed / jumped over it and went on no big deal! Well because I went back to texting I didn't see the little tini aftershock of the mother hole and totally biffed it!!! Like hard core!!! Like scidded on the dirty wet pavement rite in the middle of the road in the middle of Times Square with lots of tourist's waching!!!
What was going thru my head was: "Oh #@$&!!! didn't see that one!!! . . . Oh my god I'm still falling -- I can't catch myself" By this time my head was below my center of gravity and there was no saving it, I was going down!!! Then I hit the ground phone went flying I was like "Yep! That happend i'm lying on the grownd in the middle of time square and People are watching" Meanwhile Nick is just standing there dying with laughter pizza oil running down his arm!!!
It was terrible!!!
Moral of the day is freinds don't let freinds walk while texting!!!
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